Pic of the day

Pic of the day
Somehow, she's always the one up here.

Monday, June 27, 2011


An elderly man sat across the table.
(This actually happened, it isn't a fable)
He placed the order for his food -
Finger Chips! (Perhaps a fast. Perhaps a mood.)

The waiter then noticed the small box emerge.
He was trained about scamsters - Oh! What a scourge!
"No external food!", he said pointing to the box.
He had caught the man red-handed - the wily fox!

The old man smiled, wrinkling his features.
He said, "My boy, these are my dentures."