The first. Okay?

Who said I do everything five years too late?
So what if I'm down a score and a half and this is my first blog. So what?
It's okay!
Okay??
Okay!
Who said I do everything five years too late?
You didn't! So just keep reading!
Who said I could write poetry? I didn't! You didn't!

Well, have you ever tried to write a simple sentence in iamb?
And then of all the things to get the bloody thing to bloody rhyme?

Well... I don't know what I'm going to write here. Let's just see. Okay?
Okay!